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Reading Test "C" Comprehension Quiz


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Quiz

Q1. Andy Sable was a(n):?
AInternist.
BFamily doctor.
CGastroenterologist.

Q2. The colon is a lengthy organ that passes briefly through:
ANew York.
BMinneapolis.
CLos Angeles.
Q3. MoviPrep:
AIs available over the counter.
BComes in a shoebox sized container.
CShould not be allowed to fall into the hands of America's enemies.
Q4. The day before the colonoscopy:
ADave couldn't eat solid foods.
BStarted taking MoviPrep first thing in the morning.
CWas told to eat only crackers and water.
Q5. You mix the two packets of MoviPrep with:
AOne liter of hot water.
Bone-half liter of cold water.
COne liter of lukewarm water.
Q6. It took Dave an hour to drink the MoviPrep because:
AYou're just supposed to sip it.
BIt was too hot to drink quickly.
CIt tasted revolting.
Q7. Dave likened his experience after drinking the MoviPrep to:
AA shuttle launch.
BA rocket launch.
CA high pressure washer .
Q8. After the second dose of MoviPrep, Dave was eliminating:
AFood that he hadn't eaten yet.
BYears of colon wall buildup.
CEverything he shouldn't have eaten for the last 20 years.
Q9. The nurse's name was:
AShannon
BEddie
CAnna
Q10. The hospital gown:
AWas not necessary for this procedure.
BWas better than being naked, but not much.
CDesigned by sadist perverts.
Q11. Dave's perception was that the tube that Andy used was:
A7,000 ft long
B17,000 ft long
C10,000 ft long

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